Sunday, December 12, 2010

Twelve Days of Christmas Extinction Rewrite

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Twelve Days of Christmas Extinction Rewrite

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me

A passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven silver trout belly-up a-swimming, Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight Tule shrews a-taxidermied, Seven silver trout belly-up a-swimming, Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine Maryland darters not a-darting, Eight Tule shrews a-taxadermied, Seven silver trout belly-up a-swimming, Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to 
me

Ten Las Vegas Valley frogs not a-leaping; Nine Maryland darters not a-darting, Eight Tule shrews a-taxadermied, Seven silver trout belly-up a-swimming, Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eleven California grizzlies a-grisly slaughtered, Ten Las Vegas Valley frogs not a-leaping; Nine Maryland darters not a-darting, Eight Tule shrews a-taxadermied, Seven silver trout belly-up a swimming, Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

310 million, 900 thousand drummers drumming, Eleven California grizzlies a-grisly slaughtered, Ten Las Vegas Valley frogs not a-leaping; Nine Maryland darters not a-darting, Eight Tule shrews a-taxadermied, Seven silver trout a-belly-up swimming, Six Labrador geese a-flatly laying, Five golden toads, Four calling-for-help Carolina parakeets, Three Heath hens, Two thicktail chubs, And a passenger pigeon pinned to a pear tree

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