Senator Kerry and Runner-up Obama Debate Coaches

Senator Kerry and Runner-up Obama Debate Coaches

It may seem a big vote of confidence for Senator Kerry that President Obama has kept him as his debate coach, but the other possible debate coaches up for consideration were:

(1) an argyle sock puppet 
(2) Reverend Wright
(3) A Central Park mime
(4) Chelsea Clinton
(5) La Raza's Director of Shouting Street Demonstrations 
(6) Bo
(7) Barbra Streisand
(8) Seal
(9) An automatic golf-ball serving machine
(10) The Mexican-black actress/gymnist who played Jeff Goldblum's daughter in The Lost World: Jurassic Park