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April 10, 2019
While other reporters waste their time examining Donald Trump's public statements, interviewing his high school classmates and poring over legal filings, investigative reporter Vicky Ward has produced the definitive book on our current president.
For example, did you know our president got breast implants in high school (Ivanka claimed she was just "curvy"), bought his way into Harvard (Jared is even dumber than you thought), and together have no books in their New York apartment? (Some dispute that there are no books, citing "a few art books" or "decorator-curated books.")
Ward's recently released blockbuster, Kushner, Inc.: Greed. Ambition. Corruption. The Extraordinary Story of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump
, tells you all this and more about our actual commander in chief: President Javanka.On the bright side, Jared has stopped rolling his eyes so much about his father-in-law now that Trump is president, er, "president." Until Trump's nomination was a virtual lock, Jared was back in New York pretending not to be related to him.
Only after Trump had racked up a slew of primary wins did a lightbulb go on in Jared's head: Hey! This presidential campaign could be great for business! According to a close associate, Jared viewed the campaign as a terrific "networking opportunity."
In short order, Jared moved himself in, and moved campaign manager Corey Lewandowski out. ...
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