INCEL BLOWS OFF HIS OWN HAND WITH EXPLOSIVES, MAKING MASTURBATION AND GAMING MORE DIFFICULT
“Incel,” as we’ve been patiently explaining ever since the last time you failed to get laid, is a portmanteau of “involuntary celibate,” meaning a man who wants to have sex with women but can find no women who feel the same way about him. For years this status was an unmistakable mark of shame, but since the internet allows everyone to form a “community” around their dysfunction, there is now an entire movement of men who believe that it is society’s role to find them a woman who doesn’t find them repulsive. And this particular “community” has, to date, played at least a partial ideological role in the deaths of over 50 normal people who had no trouble finding sex partners.
Luckily for the cheerleading community of Virginia, a 23-year-old male unfuckable by the name of Cole Carini crippled himself before he was able to carry out his sinister plan. ...
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