Hillary Clinton B-Movie Tippi Hedren in “The Bees”

Secretary Clinton a B-Movie Tippi Hedren in “The Bees”

“The Hill is reporting that Secretary of Sate Hillary Clinton and her detail were attacked by a swarm of bees in Malawi on Monday: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's tour of Malawi had an inauspicious finale on Monday as she and her detail were targeted by a swarm of bees at the airport.”

--Kerry Picket, “Swarm of bees attacks Secretary Clinton in Malawi,” Washington Times, 8/7/2012

In a later statement, Secretary Clinton announced: "While we regret any unfortunate misunderstanding with the Malawian bees, we feel that such bad feelings are a legacy from past administrations. You, the industrious members of a thriving hive will soon learn that President Obama is not all that unlike you, for one thing, flying all over the countryside gathering honey. In addition to the new Aid for Better Bees Program, our immigration policies will be changed to be more welcoming, upping the number of bees that can obtain work, refugee and citizenship status in our wonderfully diverse nation, where all different cultures, sexual preferences, races, genders, trans-genders, cross-dressings, parallel universes, people speaking every language on earth, plus Vulcan, ancient Mayan and Sanskrit, as well as all not yet extinct species live in vibrant democratic harmony and where someday even bees will have no need to be armed with stingers, like the one in my rump."