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Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved in a ruling slammed by animal rights groups.
The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
“Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence — ‘the defining act’ — of the offense,” the court ruled. “There is no hint in any of the parliamentary record that any substantive change to the elements of the offense of bestiality was intended.”
The lone dissenter, Justice Rosalie Abella, said penetration should not be considered essential when defining bestiality.
Even though only oral sex is apparently legal in Canada, the law authorities could never know if a human person goes further than that and ventures into other holes of the human body and if somehow by magic they are caught they could always claim they didn’t do anything more with their pets than oral and who and how could the law prove them wrong?? Unless they film themselves doing it and upload it on the internet… no one’s ever gonna get caught.
So, unfortunately ALL types of sex with animals are now legal in Canada, not just oral. ...