Monday, June 29, 2015

Newsmachete - At last Google will help you become a Gay Rainbow Zombie!


Google encouraging users to create homosexual zombies to support gay sex



Tech companies are simply tickled pink (ha, ha) now that homosexual marriage has been imposed on the land. Google and other tech companies, not merely content to site on the sidelines, have created tools that users can use to show their support for gay sex, because in our society it is now important to show your support for certain kinds of approved sex acts, just like Brave New World.

Google's Android operating system is offering a feature which will take a snapshot of you and convert it into an image of a zombie with similar features who supports homosexuality. No, I am not making this up!

Once created, your zombie-self will swish and sway in a stereotypically gay way on yourscreen in full-throated support of gay sex (I am still not making this up!). At the present time, there does not seem to be a feature to make a heterosexual zombie, only homosexual zombies.

Now, the stereotype of liberals is that they are unthinking zombies who will support whatever the media says. This effort only solidifies that stereotype, althought maybe I do it an injustice to call it a stereotype, since it is often quite true.

Meanwhile, not to be outdone, Facebook has created a feature that will superimpose the homosexual flag over your face. ...