Monday, November 19, 2012

Federal Reserve Racial PC Comic Books?


     I felt like a bunny in the forest trying to keep even my floppy twitchy ears perfectly still, as if all the other surrounding animals and insects had just gone deathly silent. This is because I was in a used bookstore and saw a comic book printed just a few years back by the New York Federal Reserve and I had glanced at what was shockingly portrayed on the cover.

     The comic, entitled ‘The Story of Banking,’ had a cover illustration of three attractive, friendly, you could tell, personality-plus teenagers, two boys standing on either side of the girl. The fetchingly wholesome girl had long blond hair. The athletic looking all-American boys, respectively with red and black hair, looked out with their winning, young-men-with-potential smiles. But here was the frightening part: They were the only kids pictured on the cover and yet–all three were white!

     Hope you were sitting down for that last sentence. Because any adult in America by now knows that political correctness rules everything. And this is particularly true when the government gets involved. Also well known by any halfway perceptive observer is that at the core of political correctness in all Western Nations, much like the earth’s molten core that is so essential for its protective magnetic field, is racial PC. But the thing that makes political correctness truly work is that it is damn near total, a seamless web of utopian delusion that we all must nod our heads in agreement with at every turn. So how in the world could this cover have happened?

     Well, the very same fact that many of us have been observing political correctness for so many years, means that we quickly bounce back from these stunned-bunny episodes. Because no matter how temporally disoriented we might become, we are sure that once we look a little closer, we will quickly find the explanation and be assured that political correctness still rests firmly and securely on its golden royal throne. 

     So I gird my loins and open the cover to page one. Nothing out of the ordinary. Next page? Nothing. Third page? Bingo! We find the illustration of a devilishly handsome young bank president who is going to kindly take these wide-eyed white kids step-by-step through the inner-workings of America’s complex banking system. And he is–was there ever any real doubt in your mind?--African American.

     I know I don’t have to explain this to adults who have become well aware of the yoke of political correctness that has been fastened onto the necks of all whites in all Western nations, but there may be some newcomers to real life, just like the comic-book kids, who are just learning about the world. So I will state that I am not at all allergic to encountering black bank presidents, grocery store checkers or vascular surgeons who in their spare time might play first violin in their local symphony orchestra. 

     The problem is the boringly depressingly predictable all-encompassing absolute requirements of racial PC in all matters, calibrated to the nth degree, relentlessly enforced by social, educational and career sanctions by our utopian ruling elites. 

     Perhaps the government can next put out an adult comic book explaining away the apparent insanity of all this, leading us step-by-step through the whole byzantine PC process and structure, maybe with the help of a tough but sassy and funny Latina lesbian or a heart-of-gold transgendered moderate Muslim.