Senator Reid's mob hit-man-like exercise band.
If you were beaten to a pulp, lost an eye and had your ribs broken, wouldn't you want to pursue justice against the one responsible?Harry Reid does. After being badly beaten up "by his exercise machine", he is suing for his injuries. Here's exactly how it happened (unless it happened in a completely different way):
The TheraBand was mounted to a sturdy object in his bathroom," according to the lawsuit. "While in use, the TheraBand broke or slipped out of Mr. Reid's hand, causing him to spin around and strike his face on a cabinet."
According to the document, Reid suffered "loss of vision in his right eye, a concussion, broken orbital bones, severe disfigurement and bruising to his face, hand injuries, facial lacerations, scarring, and broken ribs."
So when Senator Reid spunt around, his face hit the cabinet, injuring his face. But the article doesn't say how his eye got injured. It's hard to injure your eye on a cabinet. And there is no mention of how his chest injuries occurred. It looks like Senator Reid hit his cabinet, over and over and over again, causing injuries all over his body. Perhaps he should sue the cabinet maker as well.
The complaint also indicated that the injuries could affect Reid’s ability to secure employment. He plans to retire at the expiration of his current Senate term at the beginning of 2017.
Now this is the confusing part. Reid could still stay in the Senate with one eye. You don't have to have two eyes or even a brain to be a Democratic Senator. Even if he weren't a Senator, he would undoubtedly have numerous employment opportunities on K Street. ...
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